Alright so i've decided that after any shit of signifigance i'll compose a decent post dedicated to it. At around 4:30 this arvo i suddenly got that deep gutural feeling that indicates your bowels are ready to release a large amount of waste via the anal canal. From the moment i felt my bowels clench i knew this was no average belly-ache, this felt like the prince of all craps. my exciment started to escalate in anticpation of unloading this prince of feaces . Finnaly i felt the time was right, i headed to the bathroom assumed my posistion and let rip....nothing..nothing..then finnaly a small amount of excretement exited via schfincter.. the most insubstantial amount possible.
i wouldnt even classify it as a shit, i was in outrage!To all my readers, i can promise you a memorable post for my next installment of coeliac flux
( i just finished of 6 chilli bean stuffed tacos >:] )
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